Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

~Amanda

cute I like it

Another cute one Amanda... where do you get these? lol

she scours the earth to the farthest corners to find non-dirty jokes...:)

You jest but it is hard to find cute jokes that are not real dirty! I copy them down and email them to my friends! Thx!!

that was cute

here's one for ya,
an old man goes to the doctor, and the doctors tells the old man that he needs a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. the old man, being hard of hearing, asked his wife what the doctor said. she replied, "he needs to see your underwear!"