17 Pairs Of Boobies That Are Basically Perfect (buzzfeed.com)

 

Geesh Guys lets give the blonds a break!


A blond was in the store trying on some bra's and panties when everything went quite!
she ran up to the counter and screamed for the teller to call 911 as she just went deaf.
An hour later the ER tec finally said "ummm you seem to be able to hear just fine! But next time ....would you mind going into the dressing room before changing?"!

A blond was taking a shower at a public bath and was offended as to why everyone was staring and laughing at her.
When it stopped raining she air dried on the sidewalk to enhance her tan!

Why do blonds take off their bra and smile every time the lightening flashes?
They think someone is taking their picture!

why cant blond count past 5?
They loose count because they cant touch their other fingers.

Why cant blonds use their toes to count?
The light on the bed room ceiling blinds them....... Either that or the light is off.

A blond was sitting in her car and noticed some blood so she ever so casually slipped in a tampon so no one would notice. When she stood up outside the car to go to the bathroom and clean up, she fell over dead.
After the tampon was removed the Corners Autopsy noted the gunshot to the head is what killed her.

Hope some of these are not over the line!

 

To grow toilet paper all you got to do is save the Cardboard center. You can even shape it to fit where needed while growing.

 

A brunette and a redhead were at a bar checking out dudes.
The redhead notices a handsome guy walking in,
She sees that he has dandruff on the black shirt collar
& says, “He’s cute, but he needs some head and shoulders."
The brunette asks, “How do you do shoulders?”

 

There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car...

The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"

The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."

The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"

The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger."

The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."

 

Moses is walking down the street when he bumped into former POTUS George W. Bush.
“Hello,” Bush said. “Nice weather we’re having, huh?”
Moses took one look at the former POTUS, turned, and ran in the other direction.

The following day Moses is again walking down the same street and there was Bush and again the former POTUS tried to initiate a conversation.
Again Moses turned and ran away.

Bush was tired of this bizarre treatment, so the next time Moses ran away from him, Bush followed.
When he caught up, he asked Moses what was wrong.

Moses said, “The last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years in the desert.”

 

Bra size indicates the size characteristics of a bra.
While there are a number of bra sizing systems in use around the world,
the bra sizes usually consist of a number,
indicating the size of the band around the woman's torso,
and one or more letters that indicate the breast cup size.
Bra cup sizes were first invented in 1932 while band sizes became popular in the 1940s.
For convenience, because of the impracticality of determining the size dimensions of each breast,
the volume of the bra cup, or cup size,
is based on the difference between band length and over-the-bust measurement.

 

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the Huron River Breast Stroke Championships.
The redhead won and the brunette came in second.
However, there was no sign of the final contestant.
Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry.
Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her.
They embraced the young girl as she came ashore.
After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered,
I hate to be a sore loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."

 

A blond is standing in front of the Coffee machine.
She is talking, saying things.
The Blond says, "you are ugly and small"
"you are soon to be replaced by a better model"
Her girlfriend sees her thinking she is talking with herself ?
Her friend asks her, What U doing"?
The Blond responds, "the sigh reads depress button"
"U think, we got to go bra shopping soon !"